Who knew some condoms were a fashion statement? I don't know. I mean, I don't really think they are ... but Lady Gaga does.
That's all for the good and they already made the "little monster" joke, so let's move on to something that is not for the good and does not make the "little monster" joke...
In that controversial Playboy interview with John Mayer that we talked about last week, Mayer mentioned, among many other things no one needed to hear, that he loves pornography.
"When I watch porn, if it's not hot enough, I'll make up backstories in my mind," Mayer revealed. "My biggest dream is to write pornography."—I have a feeling that what he really meant is that his biggest dream is for people to pay him to write pornography.
Perversely, it looks like his dream may come true, as the boss at Vivid Entertainment sent him a letter proposing that he ... writes a movie for them, I guess.
Part of the letter reads: "We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film. I think that together we can create a highly unique breakthrough film that will appeal to your millions of fans."
It's weird that that guy thinks either of those things.
One musician that's learned his lesson, at least hopefully, is Sky Blue of the band LMFAO. What's the lesson? Don't get in Mormon politician Mitt Romney's way!
I leave you with something positive, a quote from Gordon Lightfoot regarding the news of his death: "I’m just happy that it’s not so."