9. Death hoaxes
Is Kanye dead? Did Billie Joe Armstrong die? Was Bono in a plane crash? No? But I read it online! It MUST be true!
10. Celebrity sex videos
Did we really need to see that one with Scott Stapp and Kid Rock?
11. Musical memory
I admired people who had an encyclopaedic knowledge of music. Ask them any question and they could answer it. Now we don’t have to remember anything. Just whip out your Tricorder (iPhone, Blackberry, Pre, whatever), Google the question and voila! You have your answer.
Again, I must underscore that I could not live without the Internet nor do I advocate that we go back to the way things were. That would be unacceptable in so many ways. But whenever a distruptive technology comes along, things get, well, disrupted. And sometimes, the new isn’t always better than the old.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to yell at some kids who are on my lawn.
Click here for part 1. and here for part 2.